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Gentlemen Of Jackass
Episode Guide

Here's the Episode Guide for every Jackass episode!

This is the Episode Guide.  It has the skit name and a short description of what happens.  Thanks to Meg at

Ultimate Jackass

for letting me us this.  :o)

Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1

Johnny Cannon - Johnny gets shot out of a cannon
Johnny Coxville - Johnny, equipped with a fake you-know-what in his pants, runs around town playing basketball, gets his car checked, goes to buy a guitar, gets a pedicure, lifts weights, buys shoes, has his picture taken, runs into a karate class, and gets fitted for a tuxedo, where the guy finally calls him out on what's in his pants!
Potty Crash - Bam rides a bike and crashes into a port-a-potty!
Fast Food Touch-down - Ehren waits for someone to get their food at a driv-thru window, then he grabs it and scores a touch-down, and runs off!
Look Ma - no Hands! - Steve-O puts a glass in his mouth (without using his hands) and downs it.
Self Defense - Johnny gets shot with red pepper spray, a 120,000 volt stun gun, and a 50,000 volt taser gun. After all the torture, he said the pepper spray is the worst!
Jess Margera's Sled - Jess (Bam's brother) gets dragged behind a car on a sled
Where's a Hardware Store? - Johnny asks numerous people for directions to a hardware store, saying he needs to buy some rope - then Chris Pontius, tied, gagged, and wearing nothing but a thong pops out of the trunk and starts running!
Bam Takes a Fall - Bam starts running full speed down a hill, and while on-lookers watch, he tumbles down and starts running away, screaming.
Shopping Carts - Bam, Brandon, Ryan, and Raab himself take turns pushing each other in shopping carts into trees and bushes in a market's parking lot. Raab ends up in the hospital with a dislocated shoulder.
Under the Bridge - Bam skates underneath a bridge, down a really steep side and falls.
Oompa Loompa - Weeman skates around as an Oompa Loompa!
Mattress - Bam trips and slams his head into a mattress
Daddy and Baby 1 - Dave England rides around town on a bike with a baby doll behind him in a carrier, then crashes and people try to help him as fast as they can!
Fat Fucks - Brandon and Bam (with their clothes stuffed) take turns riding around in a wheelchair, then they skate through the street and almost get hit by cars!
Bam's Tray - Bam trips in the middle of a restaurant and drops a tray of food all over the floor.
Poo Cocktail - Johnny gets tipped upside-down in a full port-a-potty and then washes off in a carwash.

 

Episode 2

Johnny feeds the Alligator - Johnny tosses some meat to a gator.
Doctor's visit -
Roller Jump - Johnny attempts to jump the L.A. river wearing roller skates.
Pillow Fight - Bam smacks someone (I couldn't tell who it was, the room they were in was dark!) in the head with a pillow - REALLY hard!
Blind Driver - Ehren shocks people on the street. He is using a walking stick and has dark glasses on to pretend he is blind, then he gets in a car and starts sloppily driving down the street!
Naked Dave - Pretty self-explainatory!
Dad Beater - Bam beats up his dad, Phil!
Bam Tortures a Dog - Bam walks up to a tiny white dog sitting in the back seat of a car, and barks at it while it barks back at him and tries to get out through the window.
Tree Jumper -
Human BBQ
- Before the whole ordeal, Johnny sits in a kiddie pool naked and "marinates" his meat. The meat is then strapped on to him in a meat suit, and he lays on top of a slow-cooking barbeque. When it's all done, the guys chow down!
Pontius Skating - Chris skateboards around a park
Dave's Door Stopper - Dave has fun repeatedly flicking his springy doorstopper.
Urban Kayaking - Dave and Ehren run around and do some kayaking in skateparks and water fountains.
Boxing - Johnny challenges Nigel "UK Hammer" to a boxing match. Sadly, Johnny loses!
Brandon's Vase -
Jockstrap Rollerblading - Chris Pontius skates through the streets of California wearing nothing but his jockstrap!
Too Much - While Johnny watches from the other side, Chris swims naked through what looks like an aquarium - and you can see him through the glass! As he goes by, Johnny comments that it's just "too much!"
Goldfish Trick - Steve-O swallows a goldfish, and, after trying really hard, he finally pukes it back up. And it remains alive!
Zoo Monkey 1 - Chris runs around scaring people in his monkey suit.

 

Episode 3

Shock Dog Collar - Johnny uses a shock dog collar - on himself!
The Skunk - Johnny gets himself sprayed by a skunk. When the guys are driving home in a van, Johnny is forced to lie in the back because no one wants to go near him! Afterwards, he has to take a shower in tomato juice.
Chubby Chaser - Preston chases Weeman around the streets.
Beating Phil - Bam beats up his Dad, Phil Margera, throughout the day!
Zoo Monkey 2 - Chris Pontius runs through a zoo scaring people in a gorilla costume.
Mexican Snowboarding - Chris Pontius is pulled on a boogey board by a four-wheeler through the sands of Mexico.
Big Wheel Craze - Dave England and friends ride around on Big Wheels.
Dave's Exercise Equipment - Dave exercises with some strange equipment!
Daddy and Baby 2 - Johnny puts the doll's carseat on top of his van, and then drives away while people run after him screaming for him to stop. Then he gets out, grabs the seat and starts pretending to cry!
Frog - Dave picks up a card with his spit.
Up in Flames - Johnny (on crutches) goes up in flames and then he is pushed into the pool.
Elephant Poo Dive - Steve-O jumps into 9 days worth of elephant poo while Johnny watches and Bunny the Lifeguard (Chris Pontius) gets in on the action.

 

Episode 4

Johnny Shot with Crossbow - Johnny (wearing a suit of armor) gets shot in the chest by a crossbow expert.
Brandon is Tackled - As Brandon skates in his fat suit, Bam tackles him from behind.
Sumo Wrestling - Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head with a sumo wrestler, and loses badly!
Heavy Metal Alarm Clock 1 - When Bam notices that Jess is sleeping, he plays a guitar solo in his ear and slams him in the head the whole time, resulting in a nice bump on Jess's head!
Ehren's jackass Tan - Ehren tapes letters spelling the word, "jackass" on his chest, then goes and gets a sunburn so the letters stay there!
The Poo Hug - Dave puts re-fried beans and stink bombs on himself, then asks people if they want a hug.
Satan Vs. God - Chris Pontius, dressed as Satan, tries to convince people that he's really a nice guy!
Ryan's Drop - Ryan drops off a rooftop, then casually walks away.
Poo Poo Platter - Johnny goes into restaurants, orders a vegetarian dish, and puts dog poo in the food, claiming there's sausage in his food when he ordered a meatless dish!
Sleeping Steve-O - Chris Pontius opens a hotel room door to reveal that Steve-O is passed out on the bed - naked!
Squid Suit - Johnny wears a suit covered in squid, hoping that birds will go for it, but nothing does, so he jumps in the water.
Heavy Metal Alarm Clock 2 - Bam plots with his Mom, April Margera, where to place the amps in the room so they can wake up his dad, Phil. Later, in the wee hours of the morning, Bam and Jess sneak in and wake Phil up! Phil then says, "that was great!"
Poo Toilet - Dave England puts some poo on a toilet seat and turns on the seat cleaner - leaving a brown smear!
50 Egg Challenge - Johnny stages a contest to see who can eat the most eggs - Preston Lacy, Stephanie Hodge, and Chris Nieratko are the participants. Chris wins with 39 eggs in 1 hour.

 

Episode 5

Bee-kini - Johnny wears a bikini bottom that gets covered in bees, even though he called a Dr. and they said he was allergic to bee stings!
Naked Mower - Raab himself mows the lawn bottomless!
Night Monkey 1 - Chris Pontius runs through the streets at night.
Slingshot Pond - Bam and friends build a slingshot chair and shoot Ryan into a stagnant pond. They get pissed because it doesn't work like they thought it would!
Taxidermy - Johnny (accompanied by his grandmother) asks two seperate taxidermists if they will stuff his grandma for him after she passes away. The first one says no because it is illegal, and the second one started talking with him about it!
Fist Fight - Bam and Brandon punch each other in the face.
Pogo - Ehren pogos through town on dumpsters and through water fountains.
Naked Dave 2 - Naked Dave runs around a baseball field.
Staples - Johnny staples the letters that spell, "jackass" onto Steve-O's butt. When he's done with that, he staples a warning sign into his back!
SlingShot Skateboarding - Ryan tries to slingshot Bam on his skateboard.
Mianus - Johnny drives to Connecticut to a town called, "Mianus," and asks the locals about what is in "Mianus"
Cell Phone - Dave (in a business suit) screams into a cell phone at a "co-worker" and then fake blood squirts out of the phone! On lookers are concerned, and Police and fire trucks show up!
Night Monkey 2 - Chris runs through the streets and sets off a series of car alarms!
Poo Dive - As Ryan prepares for his poo dive, Bam makes fun of his "haggard" tattoos, which include a noose, a blair witch sign, and barbed wire. Then, Ryan jumps into a poo tank!

 

Episode 6

Mr. Mean - Johnny rides a bull and manages to stay on for 2-3 seconds!
Tarzan - Raab himself runs around in a flooded street, dressed in a loincloth, playing with sticks. Bam's Mom comes home and sees it, then says, "we have to live in this town!"
BMX Joust - "Sir Bam-a-Lot" and "Sir Brandon of Lanchester" joust on BMX bikes
Mullet - Johnny instructs a barber on how to give Jeff Tremaine a mullet haircut!
Surprise Joust - As Sir Brandon talks to someone about meat pies, Sir Bam-a-Lot jousts him!
Tennis Court Joust - Bam and Brandon joust in the middle of a tennis court.
Dave's Ferret - Dave holds his ferret up, and it makes a weird screaming noise.
Bread Suit - Johnny tries to do better than the squid suit, without success!
Distraction - Bam talks to Jess about an idea he has for a skit, then punches him in the side of the face!
Pontius the Barbarian - At a medival fair, Chris Pontius, dressed as a knight, demonstrates how to slay a dragon, then chases Weeman, dressed as a baby dragon.
Lifeguard Dive - Ryan drops off the top of a lifeguard post and falls into the sand.
Sporting Goods Basketball - Ehren referees a game of basketball between Rick Kosick and Dave England in the middle of a sporting goods store, then they get kicked out.
Viscious Snake - As the guys walk down a road, Rick Kosick sees a tiny snake and asks if it is poisonous. Then, Ryan sneaks up behind him and tries to put it down his shirt!
Football Joust - Bam and Brandon joust on a football field.
Hog Nuts - Dave tapes a hog with odd nuts!
No Pants, No Service - Ehren tries to buy some water, but there's only one problem - the lady won't let him have it because he has no pants on!
Shopping Carts 2 - Brandon hits a pole with a sword and ends up breaking it.
Shark Hugs - Chris Pontius and Steve-O hug some tiger sharks.
Poo Joust - Johnny draws names to see who will fight in a ring of horse poo. Chris Pontius ends up winning the horse-butt trophy!

 

Episode 7

Yoga Class - Johnny takes a yoga class and breaks wind every time they bend over, then he runs out.
Rooftop - Bam jumps off a roof holding an umbrella.
Alligatorama - Johnny looks on as Chris Pontius wrestles an alligator.
Extreme Rollerblading - Brandon packs blood packs into his kneepads, and puts capsules in his mouth, then crashes into trashcans and when the Cops come, he hides out in the woods!
Balcony Jump - Ryan jumps off a balcony and lands in a bush
Magic Show - Preston is hooked up to a tube so that fake pee will come out, then he waits in line for a magic show and asks people where a bathroom is. He says he doesn't want to go and miss any of the show, then he pees his pants!
Street Gator - Johnny walks the streets holding a dead alligator and asks people if they want to pet it.
Extreme Scootin' - "Danger" Ehren scoots down some hills on his scooter.
Bush Crash - Brandon crashes his skateboard into a bush.
Hearse - Johnny rides around in a hearse and stops on the side of the road. Then, a coffin containing "Handsome Jack Heartthrob" falls out, and on-lookers rush to help him out
Bam and Ryan Fight - Bam attacks Ryan from behind in the middle of a golf course.
Street Fishing - Steve-O puts a dollar on a fishing line and manages to get three people to chase after it!
Stinky Directions - Johnny asks for directions, and farts in the face of the person he's talking to! '

 

Episode 8

Aggressive Sledding - Santa Johnny and his Wee reindeer go sledding in odd places.
Aggressive Santa - Bam (dressed as Santa) attacks Brandon (dressed as a chicken!)
Land Skiing - Ryan skis down a road. Brandon and Bam toss a log at him to make him trip, and he lands in poison ivy, so no one wants to help him! Bam then skated into his ski and went flying.
Ape Pogo - Dave, dressed as a white monkey, hops on a pogo stick.
Festive Skating - Weeman skates as a reindeer, and Tony Hawk and Buckey Lasek skate as Santa and an elf!
Plow - Dave drives a snowplow through a snowman.
California Bobsledding - Mike Kassack and Chris Pontius use a shopping cart to sled down some streets in the rain
Grass Skiing - Bam coaches Ryan while Ryan skis off a ramp and into a tree.
Santa Bam - Bam skates around dressed as Santa.
Nude Suit - Dave snowboards in a plastic see-through suit.
Skid Row Santa - Johnny (dressed as Santa) gets pulled in his "sleigh" by a car. He buys chicken and sodas, then passes them out on the streets!
Santa Karate - Johnny runs into a karate class as Santa
Santa Colonic - Johnny gets a painful-looking colonic
Egg Nog Challenge - Snowman Preston, Mrs. Clause, and Murray "the moderately sober" elf see who can drink the most egg nog. Murray the elf wins.

 

 

Season 2 Episodes

 

Episode 1

Cup Test 1: Kids - Johnny puts a cup to the test and gets kicked in the groin by a few children.
Cup Test 2: Tennis Balls - Johnny gets hit with a tennis ball machine at full power (again, a test of the cup!)
Cup Test 3: Croquet - Johnny gets hit in the cup with a croquet ball.
Cup Test 4: Sledgehammer - Johnny is hit in the cup with a sledgehammer.
Cup Test 5: Paintball - Johnny gets hit in the cup with a paintball gun.
Cup Test 6: Pool Ball - Jeff Tremaine drops a pool ball of a building and hits Johnny in the cup (he also hits him in the leg!) Afterwards, everyone pelts Johnny with eggs, and he runs away laughing!
Fat Lip - "Fat Lip" slides down a banister and goes flying.
Hockey Fight - Brandon and Bam run into a hockey game and start beating the crap out of each other. Then, they get dragged off the ice!
Smelly Goat - Ryan farts in a goat's face!
Plunger Wake Up - Bam carefully sets a stereo near Phil's (sleeping) head, then blasts it, hits a pot, and sucks Phil's face with a plunger!
Hockey Fight 2: Restaurant - Bam and Brandon continue their fight in the middle of a restaurant.
Human Bullseye - Ehren (dressed in a jumpsuit painted with a bullseye) gets hit with a football, baseball, guitar, gets kicked several times, and gets food chucked at him.
Human Red Carpet - Johnny is rolled up inside a red carpet. Then, they let it go down some stairs and a hill, so that the "Wee King" can walk down the red carpet.
San Francisco Snowboarding - Dave England, Mikey LeBlanc, and j2 snowboard around the streets of San Francisco.
Moto Cross - Preston rides around on a four-wheeler while Weeman rides on a mini bike.
Dog vs. Bunny - Johnny watches while Chris Pontius (dressed in a bunny suit) is attacked by a trained dog.
Worm Trick - Manny Puig watches as Steve-O pulls a worm through his nose and out of his mouth. Afterwards, he says it was the first time he ever did it!

 

Episode 2

2 Broken Arms - Johnny has both his arms in casts. He asks people if they can unzip his pants for them because he really has to go to the bathroom. In the end, a guy does it for him, and zips him back up!
Treadmill - Ryan, Bam, and Brandon play on a high speed treadmill trying to ride a bike, skate, and whatnot!
Party Boy - The very first time we see Party Boy! Chris goes into a gym to get some workout and dance tips from some exotic dancers. Then, he goes into stores looking for a bomm box, and when they play the party boy music, he starts jumping around and taking off his clothes!
Jai Alai - Johnny and Steve-O (who do not look like they are very happy about doing this) get oranges chucked at them by jai alai players.
Car Crawling - Bam jumps into a parked car's front window, crawls over the person in the driver's seat, and comes out the other window!
Human Tricycle - Dave rides through town as the human tricycle, holding a wheel between his hands and wheels on each knee.
Snake River BMX - Ryan attempts numerous times to jump a freezing, smelly river on a crappy bike, but he is unsuccessful. Bam, Johnny, and Brandon all laugh at him. Then, the cops arrive, and some of them get arrested!
Bad Situation - Johnny (still walking around with his arms in casts) has lost his pants, and they are down around his knees. Though people are reluctant to help him, he does get his pants back up and zipped!
Phil's Pies - Bam sneaks in with a pie and slams it in Phil's face, screaming "a pie for you, fat Bitch!" Then he hits Phil with another pie. Bam's Mom tries to get even by hitting him with a pie, but she misses, and it goes all over the walls!
Artificial Cow Insemination - Johnny, with the help of an expert, artificially inseminates a cow. Then he hits Jeff Tremaine with the plastic glove he used!

 

Episode 3

Punt Return - Johnny gets tackled by a football team.
Bicycle Head Part 1 - Dave uses his strange exercise equipment on a street corner, causing a guy to stop in his car and back up just to get another look!
Hole Mowing - Bam, Raab Himself, and Chris Hanna dig a huge hole in Bam's parents' yard. Bam's Mom makes him swear he'll put the dirt back in the hole, and then they camoflauge it. When Phil goes to mow the lawn, the guys anxiously await when he and his mower will go into the hole. In a few seconds, Phil tips into the hole, causing an uproar of laughter!
The Race - Ryan arrives at Bam's house, where he is told that Phil thinks he can beat him in a race. What they don't tell him about is the huge hole that is still in the yard! As they start the race, Ryan falls right into the hole.
American Werewolf (in london) - Chris Pontius "turns into a werewolf" then runs through London. In the morning, he wakes up naked under a tree and runs off!
The Loop - Matt Hoffman is first to try the loop ramp. After a few tries on his bike, he is successful. Tony Hawk then tries, and he is successful the second time. When his board flies into the water, Bunny the Lifeguard, of course, is there for the save! Bam then pads up and tries the loop, but he falls both times. Tony and Matt then go off the loop and into the water wearing chicken suits!
The Goose - Ehren, disguised as a goose, is beaten up by Dave near a pond.
Bicycle Head Part 2 - Dave uses his exercise equipment on a sidewalk while people pass by, laughing.
The Rattlesnake - Johnny is instructed by Manny Puig on how to catch a rattlesnake.
Don Vito - Bam's uncle shows the cameras the dent in his back!
Corn Sledding - Ryan is pulled on a sled by a four-wheeler through some "haggard" cornfields.
Bam's Second Day - Bam tries the loop ramp three more times, unsuccessfully.
Bicycle Head Part 3 - Dave exercises on a bridge while cars drive by!
Butt Piercing - Steve-O gets his buttcheeks pierced together for a short period of time before the jewelry is removed.

 

Episode 4

Phil Gets Punched - Bam videotapes Phil as he starts punching him.
Boxing - Johnny and Jeff Tremaine duke it out in the middle of a sporting goods store.
Antiquing - Bam and Brandon demonstrate the art of antiquing by slamming piles of flour into their sleeping friends' faces!
Red Wagon - j2 rides a red wagon around town down hills and staircases.
Wakeboarding - Johnny learns to wakeboard (not too successfully) and then Steve-O tries it in his leopard undies!
Voices - Brandon does imitations of a hick, Van Damme, and a pirate.
Wrecking Ball - Preston (dressed in a suit to make him look like a human wrecking ball) is slammed into trash cans and a port-a-potty by Weeman, who operated the crane.
Bikini Wax - Johnny watches as Steve-O gets a body wax - head, eyebrows, and all!
Meter Fairy - Ehren feeds meters some money, and meets 2 unhappy meter men along the way.
Party Boy U.K. - Chris surprises Johnny with a dance while he is trying to take a shower.
High Dive - Steve-O jumps off a high dive wearing stilts.
Bucket Cars - Bam, Brandon, Johnny, and Ryan speed down a road in some bucket cars. Bam lands on his tailbone and says that he broke it, so they take him to the hospital. Then, everyone laughs at his x-ray because they can see everything!

 

Episode 5

Rolling Stone Cover Shoot - Johnny is shot with paintballs by Bam, Rake Yohn, Brandon, and Ryan. Then, he is put in a meat suit, which some dogs start eating. After that, Bam hits him in the face with a fish, hits him in the crotch with a sledgehammer, and punches him in the side of the head. Johnny then takes an attack from one of the dogs.
Ehren Sleds - Ehren sleds down a hill.
Removing Screws - Bam, Ryan, and Brandon take the screws out of Phil's chair, then set up the camera to catch him fall when he sits in it!
Party Boy: Football Field - Party Boy dances through a football game, then runs away.
Cowboy Skatepark - Cheif Roberts (Chris Pontius) skates with his "cowboy friends" on hobby horses.
Human Bowling - Preston dresses up to look like a bowling ball, and is wheeled down the ramp into trashcans and over the side into the water. The three teams participating were Bam & Ryan, Johnny & Weeman, and Dave & Ehren. Brandon announced the whole game, and Dave and Ehren ended up winning.
Daddy and Baby 3 - Johnny walks around town with a doll in a stroller, and he keeps tripping over it. The reaction from on lookers is the same as the other Daddy and Baby skits - they try to help, but Johnny has to walk away before they see that it's a doll!
Raab Poops - Raab takes a crap in the middle of the road (while reading a newspaper) as a hysterical Bam films it.
The Innertube - Tony Hawk and Bam take turns pulling each other from a boat in an innertube.
Wheelbarrow Potty Slam - Johnny wheels Steve-O (wearing a curly black wig and still without eyebrows) into a port-a-potty using a wheelbarrow.
Chubby Chaser 2 - Preston chases Weeman through a football game.
Rugby - Chris Pontius and Johnny practice with a pro Rugby team in London.
Gator Unicycle - Steve-O rides a unicycle into a pond with an alligator in it.
Milk Challenge - Yet another challenge. This time, to see who could drink the most milk. Ehren had pink milk, Dave had brown milk, and Kristin Lane had white milk. Dave was the first to puke, then Ehren. Kristin finished her gallon jug, then puked.

 

Episode 6

Johnny's Mini Pogo Sticks - Johnny starts the show off walking around on individual foot pogos.
The Fire Hose - Johnny gets sprayed by a fire hose, which shoves him up against a wall for several seconds. Then he gots shot while he rides a bike and reads a newspaper in a chair. He then makes Jeff Tremaine get shot with it!
Toilet on Wheels - Dave rides down the street sitting on a toilet on wheels, reading a newspaper. Then the toilet crashes and breaks.
Stilt Boxing - Ryan takes on Steve-O in 4 rounds of stilt boxing. Brandon announced. Even though Ryan was the harder fighter, he was knocked down in the first round, scoring the win for Steve-O. In the second round, they fell at the same time. In the third round, Steve-O fell first, and in the final round, Ryan fell first, giving Steve-O the overall win, which no one was really too happy about.
Escaped Mental Patient - Brandon and Johnny, dressed as hospital workers, drive around in a van and ask people for directions when all of a sudden, Bam (in a straight jacket) bolts out and starts running, causing Johnny and Brandon to chase after him!
Air Boat - Steve-O gets run over by an airboat.
Blindfolded Skateboarding - Ehren attempts some blindfolded skateboarding in a parking lot, but is unsuccessfull because Rick Kosick directs him into hitting a vent, so he goes flying. Then he tries blindfolded skateboarding down a 4-ft. vert ramp, and ends up landing on his wrist, which starts twitching. The kids at the skatepark all looked on as Ehren told them never to try it at home (or there) and to always use safety first!
Human Raft - Preston gets wrapped up in bubble wrap, and Weeman rides him around a lake, water fountain, pool and hot tub!
Slingshot Two (The Slingshot Redemption) - After the unsuccessfull "lake slingshot" last season, the guys were at it again. This time, they took turns shooting off a ramp into a lake. Ryan, Ehren, Johnny, Steve-O, and Weeman all have a go at it.
Tar and Feathered - Bam douses Ryan with tar, then covers him in feathers.
Slingshot Three - Cheif Roberts (Chris Pontius) tries the slingshot on a hobby horse. All three times, he falls backwards before he gets off the ramp, and he gets pissed beacuse it doesn't work! Then, after carefully plotting which way he should lean, he went right off the ramp on the 4th shot.
One Leg - Dave tucks one leg into his pants so that it looks like a stump. Then, he pogos, plays tennis, and buys 1 rollerblade!
Blackhead - Johnny's friend pops a blackhead.

 

Episode 7

Johnny's First - Johnny gets a pat on the butt and some luck from Bam before he tries going down a ramp for the first time on a skateboard. He does it unsuccessfully, and falls as he hits the bottom!
Lake Jump - The guys take turns going down the ramp and off into the lake. Cheif Roberts uses his horse, Dave uses his little single foot skates, Egren uses his scooter (while wearing a tu-tu), Steve-O uses a red wagon and crashes into the side of the ramp, Johnny attempts again and falls, Wee man goes down on wheels, Party Boy uses a blow-up chair on a skateboard, and the Human Tricycle goes down with Weeman on his back. To top off the lake jump, Bam skates down and lands in the middle of an inner tube.
I LOVE Skateboarding - Dave's dog "plays" with a skateboard.
Big Wheel Craze 2 - Dave and Ehren go down a hill and a mini ramp on their big wheels.
Bear Wrestling - Johnny dresses in a bear costume and wrestles a bear.
Horse Dragging - Johnny, dressed in medival attire, is dragged by a knight on a horse.
Roller Bobby - Chris Pontius skates on a bus and around streets in London while wearing a tanktop and shorts printed like the British Flag.
Eddie's Auto - Johnny explains that his Dad's friend, Eddie, who owns an auto shop, has a very short temper, so he is sending his friend Dimitri in with a Russian accent to see how mad he can get Eddie. It obviously worked, because Eddie chased him out with a bat!
Lake Jump 2 - Bam jumped off a platform on his skateboard and down the ramp, into the water.
Fisherman's Wharf - Bam, Brandon, and Ryan go onto a boat where Ryan will have sardines dumped on him. Before he goes in, he mutters, "why do I always have to do the jobs that make me smell real bad?" Then Bam pushes him into the tank of sardines! After that, Ryan gets in an empty tank and gets covered in the sardines. As he was trying to get cleaned off, Bam ran up behind him and smacked him with a fish!
Naked Biking - Bam tapes Raab biking bottomless down a street!
Voice Over - As Rick Kosick is about to demonstrate how to do a voice over, he is blindfolded and beaten up by Johnny and a few others, the Ryan hits him over the head with a trash can!
Dumb but Tough - Steve-O rides his unicycle along a wall and falls into the pond beside it, which Johnny says is filled with poo. Steve-O took another dive into it, but then he vomited all the way back to his hotel!

 

Episode 8

The Matador - Johnny tames 2 bulls - first a small one, then a big one, which sends him vaulting over the fence when it knicks him in the side!
Bam Sledding - Bam sleds down a hill, then hits the bottom and flips over
Human Handrail - Dressed all in yellow to match the handrail they are running around with, Brandon and Ryan hold the handrail for Bam to grind on and jump over.
Party Boy: The Bull - Party Boy gets roped and branded with fingerpaint, then he dances for the bull!
Bobbing for Jellyfish - With Manny Puig to supervise, Steve-O bobbed for jellyfish and got stung in the face. Then, he put it on his head to make a jellyfish yamakah.
Preston Gets Knocked Out - Preston wakes up on the ground, his face all dirty, wondering what happened to him!
High Dive 2 - Bunny the Lifeguard was at the diving boards for safety as the guys did some high dives. Bam went first on his skateboard, skating off the platform and into the water. Then, he jumped off with an umbrella. Dave then jumped off (with "one leg"), Weeman and Ehren jumped off in red undies holding hands, Steve-O jumped off with a pogo stick, Ehren went off with his scooter, Bam ran off and kept running till he hit the water, Bunny jumped off in the nude, Bam hung backwards off the diving platform and then dropped, and Steve-O finished it off by doing a flip on his stilts right into the water.
Wet Dream - While sleeping in the van, Weeman gets sprayed with a water gun.
Hand Off - Ehren puts a fake bloody hand under a car tire and asks people for help. A bunch of people run over and get the car off his "hand," then he tells them to please not call 911!
Extreme2 - Dave rollerblades on a skateboard.
Water Gun Alarm Clock 2 - While Chris Pontius sleeps, he gets sprayed in the face with a water gun.
Raab Cleans the Ice - Raab himself cleans a hockey rink in the nude!
Ice Blocking - Johnny and Chris Pontius have fun ice block sledding, and top it off by going down at the same time in their underwear!
Grandma - Chris's ice block sleds into a smelly pond, so he has "grandma bartoli" hose him off. Then, she asks him if he'd like to use her shower, so he does, and she scrubs him off! As she does this, she says, "you kids are precious!"

 

 

Season 3 Episodes

 

Episode 1

P. Diddy - Bam and Preston find P. Diddy and get him to open up the show. He even joins the fun by smacking Bam!
Beard of Leeches - Johnny gets some leeches put on his face to make an "Abe Lincoln Beard of Leeches"
Fat Fucks 2 - Bam and Brandon are at it again - dressed as fat guys, bouncing on beds, running down halls, playing on a treadmill, and swimming!
Wee Hand - Wee Man shows us his wee hand
Woodchipper - Bam and Chris Pontius throw various things into a woodchipper and cover Ryan Dunn with gunk!
Bam's Contraption - Bam jumps a barrel in an ice rink using a "contraption" made of a skateboard on ice blades!
Ice Barrel Jumping - Ryan Dunn and Dave Carnie jump some trash barrels on ice skates
Stilt Fall - Steve-O, on his stilts and juggling, falls in various places while on- lookers either try to help him or walk away! Later, he gets antiqued by Wee Man!
Urban Sledding - Rick Kosick and Johnny Knoxville sled down a hill and some steps, and end up hurting themselves as usual!
Extreme Jacuzziing - Party Boy puts Steve-O in a trash barrel and tosses him into a jacuuzzi!
Bubbles - Ehren, Preston, Dave, Wee Man, Rick Kosick, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Bam, Ryan, and Johnny sit in a hot tub, trying to "make bubbles!"
Plugs - Bam operates a power drill by sticking the plug in Ryan's nose!
Idiot Launch - Bam, Ryan, and Johnny launch Steve-O into water
Elvis - Phil Margera squeezes into an Elvis costume, and Bam comments that he "looks like an egg with legs coming out of it!"
The Omelette - Johnny supervises as Dave England eats the ingredients for his omelette, throws them up, fries that up, and eats it!

 

Episode 2

Bounty Hunter - Brandon, posing as a cop, has Bam handcuffed, and asks a guy to watch Bam while he goes somewhere. Then a cop comes and arrests them for not having a permit and for impersonating an officer! As the guys talk to each other in the back seat, the Cop turns around and says, "By the way, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!" The guys are shocked!
Dutch BMX - Johnny rides around with Chris Pontius (dressed in tight American flag shorts) in a dutch cart!
Taxi 1 - Preston asks a taxi driver to help him with his bags, and Wee Man jumps out of one with his mouth duct-taped, wearing nothing but underwear!
Snow Surfing - Ehren surfs on snow
Crawfish Diaper - Steve-O gets a whole bunch of crawfish dumped down his pants!
Hockey Check - Johnny, who admits he has only been on the ice twice in his life, gets checked.
Taxi 2 - Preston scares another driver with Wee Man in the bag!
Full Pipe Skating - Dave skates down a hill inside a cardboard tube
Bloodbath - A clay-mation skit of Ehren snow-surfing and getting ripped apart by an abominable snowman!
Ultimate Fighting - Ryan takes on Nigel Hudson, who fought Johnny before. Only this time, Ryan is inside a cage with him! it's not long before he gets punched and goes down. Then Bam and Rick Kosick both take a punch to the stomach!
Phil Wake Up 2 - Bam attempts to wake up Phil again, but this tme Phil pounces on him! Bam starts punching him in the head!
Spermathon - The guys compete to see who has the best sperm. Rick Kosick wins with the highest count, Johnny has the lowest!

 

Episode 3

The Glue Test - Johnny hangs by a helmet that Bam glued to a steel post, then falls into a huge tub of vegetable oil, human hair, and hot sauce!
Downhill Ghetto Cart - Brandon pushes Chris Hanna down a huge hill twice
Office Chairs - Ryan, Bam, and Brandon, dressed in suits, go up and down ramps in a skatepark using office chairs!
Extreme Unicycling - Steve-O rides his unicycle around town. He falls in a dumpster, down steps, and into an alligator pond
Magical Port-a-Potty - Preston walks into a port-a-potty, some rather painful sounding noises are heard, and Wee Man walks out, shocking a lot of people!
Tandem Biking - A reluctant Chris and Ehren ride a tandem bike down huge muddy hills
Cat Saddle - Someone attatches a nude officer figurine to their cat, and the cat walks around with it!
Bottle Skating - Dave, Guch, Steve-O, Johnny, Jeff Tremaine, and Sean Cliver all try to skate on top of some water bottles. The whole time everyone is arguing over wether you call them "bottles" or "jugs"
Cow Suit - With Ryan as the butt and Johnny as the head, the two of them dress in a cow suit and try to tempt some cows
The Bat - Dave runs around at night scaring people, dressed in a bat suit!
Dimitry the Terrible - Dimitry and Johnny are talking to people when Dimitry smacks Johnny, Johnny punches him, and then Dimitry kisses him on the cheek!
Emu Hunter - Chris captures and isolates an emu
Sculpture Skating - Wee Man skates down the side of a statue
Wind Pass - Johnny's nephew, Dusty, makes himself fart and accidentally craps his pants, which send Johnny cracking up. Then Johnny calls his sister in and tells her to clean up her son, but she goes after Johnny with the poo on toilet paper! After Johnny pleads with her, she flushes it down the toilet

 

Episode 4

Slip and Slide - The guys all take a go at a huge slip and slide they created on a ramp using some dish soap. They couldn't stand up on it! At the end, Ryan landed wrong while trying to slide down on a raft!
In Your Face - Johnny pretends to tie his shoe in a restaurant and slowly backs his behind up in a guys' face!
Body Cast - Bam and Brandon dress as doctors and put a body cast on Ryan, then they put him on a stretcher and wheel him through the streets!
Snowboard - Ehren snowboards wearing nothing but his pink speedo
Crapper Sled - Steve-O gets in a port-a-potty (that has snowboards attatched to the bottom) and sleds down a huge hill. When it's over, he ends up crawling out of the bottom!
Human Pinata - Johnny is covered in a pinata-like suit, filled with candy, hung from what looks like a swing set, and then batted at by a bunch of children! Then Johnny tells the kids to go after the camera man (Rick Kosick)!
Carpet Skating - Some of the guys skate around down stairwells and streets on wheel-less skateboards
In Your Face 2 - Johnny keeps bumping into a guy at a diner.
The Hunchback (At Notre Dame) - Dave runs around scaring people with a hump on his back and moles on his face!
Metro Bunny - Bunny gets on a subway and sticks his hand in the door and starts screaming. Then the camera flashes to the sign on the bus that has a picture of a bunny getting his hand caught in the door!
In Your Face 3 - Johnny sits on a bench next to a man and slowly pushes near him. When he goes to put his arm around him, the man gets angry, and Metro Bunny runs in.
Paintball Duel - The guys take each other on in a paintball battle. Chris wears a thong speedo just for the occassion!
Hurdling - Brandon tries to jump over and old structure of some sort, and ends up breaking it.
Pigeons - Johnny goes to a park and tries to feed some pigeons. When that gets boring, he bends over and puts some food in his buttcrack, and gets a bird to eat out of it!
Wee King - Weeman is dragged on a red carpet by a van.
In Your Face 4 - Johnny tries to get a guy to stand under and umbrella with him by bumping into him.
Nutball - Johnny, Ehren, Dave, Chris, and Steve-O all wear underwear with bull's eyes on them. Johnny states the rules of the game - the first person who can't take getting hit with a ball in his crotch loses, and the winner will be the last man standing. It turns out the winner was Steve-O. The guys then put names in a hat (it was rigged so that every paper said Ehren) and Steve-O picked the name. Then Ehren had to get hit in the nuts with a dog bone!

 

Episode 5

Bloody Windshield - Johnny breaks the windshield of his car and smudges the hood with fake blood, meat, and hair. Then he goes to different gas stations and asks people to help him clean it off. The guys all look like they are going to puke, but they help anyway! Then the last guy goes and calls the cops, so Johnny sped away!
Pogo Boarding - Ehren attempts to pogo onto a skateboard, but he falls right down.
Stupid Idea - Bam and Brandon push Ryan down a huge hill in a cardboard tube.
Drop Knee Land Boogie - Chris Pontius and Mike Kasaack cruise around on boogie boards with skateboard wheels attatched to them
Snow Tubing - Chris and Johnny go snow tubing and keep hitting a huge ramp that tosses them into the air, then they come down hard and start laughing!
Stupid Idea 2 - This time Bam and Ryan push Brandon down the hill in a tube. He seems to go a little farther than Ryan did!
Human Carwash - Johnny put Steve-O on the hood of his car and drives him through a carwash!
Bug Lens - Chris spots a bug on the camera lens and puts it in his mouth, then it flies away!
Skunk Car - Bam (equipped with some heavy yellow rubber gloves) grabs a dead skunk from the road, puts it on an RC car, and drives it around people!
Ehren Kiss - Steve-O tries to kiss Ehren, who wants none of it.
Snow Ladder - Dave climbs a ladder that is fixed on snowboards while it goes down a hill.
Belt Sander Skates - Johnny tries out some belt sander skates (two belt sanders are duct taped to his feet!), which was Dimitry's idea. Weeman was there to help Johnny up every time he fell!
Butt Wipe - Ehren wipes his butt on Chris's shirt sleeve while he is sleeping!
Dutch Girl - Chris runs around dressed like a dutch girl and lifts up his dress to flash people!
Nude Skating - Chris (and someone who I couldn't see because the tunnel they skated in was so dark!) skated nude
Stupid Idea 3 - Bam, Ryan, and Bran coax a dog into peeing on the tube before they put Chris in and roll him down the hill!
Oklahoma - Preston gets beaten by 2 dominatrixes and he had to yell "Oklahoma" every time he wants them to stop. By the end, he says it about 9 times!

 

Episode 6

Magnet Suit - Johnny goes to a junkyard in a suit of armor, and tries to get picked up by a huge magnet, but fails. Dave England then tries it in a different scrap metal suit, and he gets lifted all over the place!
Hotdog Skating - Bam wears a hotdog suit and skates in a halfpipe.
Chemical Spill - Johnny and Rake Yohn explain that they are using liquid Argon, which is harmless to humans but displaces oxygen in the air. They carry a huge container of it (while they are wearing white suits with helmets) and drop it in front of a bunch of people, who immediately scurry away!
Snow Scooter - Dave rides on a scooter built for the snow
Hotdog Ice Skating - Raab dresses in the hot dog suit, gets on the ice, and gets pucks hit at him by hockey players.
Football Follies - Steve-O and Ehren dress as football players and are accompanied by Stephanie Hodge, who is dressed as a cheerleader. The guys tackle each other in a clothing store, a fruit stand, and even in the streets!
Backwards Bullride - Johnny rides a bull backwards, and does a great job!
Bunny Hop - "Steve-O Kenev-O" attempts to jump over a bucket and fails
Prostitute Boat Race - Johnny and Chris get 4 prostitutes from the red light district in amsterdam to race paddle boats. Johnny's team ends up winning!
Shark Ride - Manny shows Steve-O and Chris how to ride hammerhead sharks
Hotdog BMX - Ryan rides around on a BMX bike, and keeps falling. Once he's down, Brandon runs up and squirts a bunch of mustard in his mouth!
Smelly Urine - Bam dumps raccoon urine on Ryan, who then gets into a car with a bunch of girls. Once they realise he stinks, they kick him out.
Face Your Fear - Wee Man, Ehren, Ryan, and Preston put their hands behind their backs and fall face first onto the ground. Only Wee Man and Preston don't hit their faces!
Hotdog Gymnastics - Raab does some cartwheels in the hotdog suit.
Playgirl Pontius - Johnny cracks up laughing while Rick Kosick takes some photos of Chris for his "Playgirl spread."

 

Episode 7

Gumball 3000 (1-hour special)
Basically, Dimitri, Johnny, Chris, Steve-O, and the rest of the camera crew drive from London, England to Russia and back to England within 5 days. They have a bunch of encounters with police, Chris and Steve-O do "Jaguar Gymnastics" in the back seat while Dimitri drives, Chris rides along the Lithuanian border on a scooter wearing American flag shorts, star-spangled sunglasses, and waving an American flag, Steve-O sleeps through practically the whole trip and gets pissed off when Chris wakes him up by dumping water on his face, and many more funny antics!

 

Episode 8

Phil Attack - Bam sneaks up on Phil with a paintball gun and attacks him with it!
Water Tubing - Johnny, Wee Man, and Party Boy get pulled by a boat in a rubber tube.
Sleep-O - While Steve-O sleeps in the car, the guys make a huge noise and scare the crap out of him
Sculpture Garden - Chris is painted bronze to match the statues and chases people!
Night Monkey 2 - Bam, Chris, Steve-O, Johnny, and Brad Pitt reek havoc in the streets
Ice Block Skating - Johnny, Ehren, Steve-O, and Dave strap ice blocks to snowboard boots and attempt to skate down a hill. Dave turns out to be the best at it!
Sculpture 2 - Chris stands in front of a bus, poses, the bus driver beeps the horn, and Chris walks away!
BMX Polo - The guys play a game of polo on bikes, and Phil is the referee. When Bam doesn't like the way Phil calls the game, he starts beating him up!
Security Guard - Steve-O poses as a security guard named "Sergio Paulski" and asks another security guard to train him. The guy said that it was his first day on the job, and even lets Steve-O drive the cart!
Ice Craze - The guys have fun in an ice rink. Ryan cuts a chunk of ice and gets pulled by the ice cleaner, Raab skates around nude, and Bam attempts to ride a bike and skateboard, all while April and Phil watch!
Tandem Snowboarding - Dave and Ehren get on a snowboard at the same time and try some tricks.
The Toupee - Dimitry and Johnny coax Rick Kosick to shave half his head. He does, then wears a toupee and sneezes in front of people, sending the toupee flying.
Bloody Carpet - Johnny and Jack Pollock make a bloody mess on a carpet and call a carpet cleaner (Johnny is in disguise). When the guy starts cleaning it, Johnny revs up a chainsaw in another room, then comes out with a trashbag with a bloody hand hanging out! The guy gets scared when he sees it. Then, Johnny and Jack start fighting and the guy pulls out pepper spray! Jack then locks Johnny upstairs, and he later tumbles down nude. Jack tells the guy to leave and Johnny shouts a threat to him!

 

Episode 9

Finale
Massive Intro - Tons of people get in on the intro for the final episode - A guy dressed as a fairy, some kids at a skatepark, the prostitutes from the boat race, the guy that watched Steve-O puke up the goldfish, Phil (who gets beat up by Bam again!), and Shaquille O'Neil.
The Abduction - Brad Pitt stands in a line and the guys drive up in a van and ask for his autograph, then they all storm out and toss Brad in the van, causing a bunch of people to call the Cops!
Guitar Slide - Chris slides down an escalator banister while playing guitar.
90 Years Old - Johnny and Spike get made-up to look like old men. Johnny goes into a restaurant with an old woman (I think its his grandma from the taxidermy skit) and he compliments a waitress on her "tush." Spike goes around offering people marijuana! Then when they meet outside, Johnny and Spike start fighting and people pull them apart!
Horse Farts - A horse farts right into the camera.
Shaq Video - Steve-O, Weeman, Chris, Preston and others join Shaq on his video shoot. They do some poo diving and try to attack Shaq! Weeman even manages to pick Shaq up.
Cricket Helmet - Steve-O gets about 10,000 crickets poured into a glass helmet he is wearing. He tries eating a few, but at the end says it was really gross because of the way they crunch!
Garbage man - Chris runs by the camera as "garbage man"
The Skatewheel - Mark Gonzales and Bam try to skate on a wheel made of a bunch of skateboards attatched together.
Steep Fall - j2 falls down a ski slope
Cheering - The guys are all dressed as cheerleaders, and Preston goes to jump on a trampoline and his skirt falls off!
90 Years Old 2 - Johnny and Dorothy go to a golf course where Johnny drops his basket of balls. Then he falls over, and when a guy comes to help him he struggles to stand up, then the guy asks him if he needs anything and Johnny goes, "No, I'm good" and starts running away!
Double Back - Steve-O swings his you-know-what and catches it behind his legs.
Duck Hunting - Bam and Ryan cover Raab Himself in feathers. While Raab tries to dodge it, Johnny and Phil shoot him with paintball guns!
The Bed Wetter - Johnny goes to test out a mattress in a store and starts peeing on it! He tells the guy that he has a deviated septume, then after he wrings out his shorts, the guy shakes his hand!
Skeet Shooting - Ryan, Johnny, and Raab run while Jeff Tremaine and Phil shoot at them with the paintball guns.
Totem Pole - Weeman, preston, and Steve-O (painted brown) stack themselves on top of each other to create a human totem pole.
Permanent Jackass - Bill Wyrick gets a huge tattoo of the word "Jackass" across his shoulders.
90 Years Old 3 - Spike and Johnny pretend to be making out in front of people!
Thrashin' Joust - The guys have a theatrical thrashin' joust...participants include Preston Acuff, Chris, Weeman, Hook, Steve-O, Tom Miyao, Bill Pepper, Mike Kasaak, and others.
Exercise - The camera chases Greg Wolf, who has an exercise outfit on.
Poo Diaper - Dave puts chocolate pudding in a diaper and hides it in a trashcan. He asks people for food and when he doesn't get any he says 'so hungry!' and digs in the trash, pulls out the diaper, and starts eating the pudding out of it so it looks like poo!